The New Yorker has a great list of imagined Tweets by Donald Trump on literary classics:
Weak Hamlet should stop moaning about past and get on with his life. All talk, no action! King Claudius has my full support.
Successful businessmen should be left alone by boring ghosts and sad employees. Bob Cratchit is a loser. No enthusiasm! Also . . .
No one is saying Owl and Pussycat can’t be together, just don’t rub it in our face. And the boat is an embarrassment!
Wolf well within rights to evict disgusting pigs from below-code structures.
Read the full list here.