Jason mask…

Just idly surfing after watching a horror documentary and realised that among my memorabilia I don’t have a Jason mask – you know, the scary hockey one from the Friday the 13th movies.

Amazon seemed a likely outlet, but I wasn’t prepared for the sheer panic-inducing terror that one of their offerings entailed.

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See if you can spot the spine-chilling abomination…